Us social media folks have our own way to pick up on girls (or guys). Here’s a list of social media pick up lines that are sure to get you a date with that hot geek, technology lover, or social media guru. Don’t forget to ad your own at the end!
You have really nice “tweets”
Wanna go back to “myspace?”
Why don’t we get together and form our own “community”
Can I “tag” you?
If you do my “RSS” I’ll do yours
Can I “comment” you some time?
Wanna “interact?”
You look “del.icio.us”
Can I “super-poke” you?
Hey baby here’s my blog, drop me a “link”
They call me “Scoble” because I can “stream” all night
Let’s “Loic” ourselves in your bedroom (loic lemeur) 🙂
I would give up “twitter” for you
Your facebook profile doesn’t do you justice
We’re just two “tweeple”
Oh, I don’t need your address or phone number I already looked it up on “facebook”
“Facebook” is good and “twitter” is great, what do I have to do take you out on a date
Do you believe in “cloud” love making?
What’s your name what’s your “blog URL”?
Let’s see what other ones you can come up with leave a comment with your clever social media pickup line!
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What about, do you want the long version of why we should go out or do you subscribe to my RSS?
I'll keep thinking.
Cheese-tastic!
'My blog or yours?'
'You hit all my keywords'
'If my heart was a tag-cloud it would only have one tag: you'
'Status update: I love you' (god that's bad!)
'I read your blog more often than Seth Godin's'
'I Digg you'
haha that's a good one, please do keep thinking and ad to the list 🙂
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those are some darn clever pick up lines you have there. i like “you hit all my keywords” 🙂 and yes it is certainly cheesetastic!
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Wanna “Plurk”?
What would you say if I told you I wanted to “StubleUpon” you?
Can I help you change your relationship status on FaceBook?
After one night with me you will want to recommend me on LinkedIn?
That's all i got right now
This one has actually been used on me…and I am going to make it into a t-shirt to promote my personal blog:
I like your technology.
Simple, yes, and to the point. Yet when it's uttered by an unkempt man who is practically drooling over your now-old-school Palm TX and IR keyboard, it becomes yet another awful pickup line.
“You're so cute when you tweet!”
“Press Follow, eject Restrain.”
“140 words are not enough to describe you.”
“My hearts tweets for you.”
LOL! haha those are great, i love the linkedin one, that one had me laughing out loud.
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i like it, subtle yet elegant, maybe you can put a random accent mark over one of the letters or put some of the word in ” “'s, just for the hell of it to make people wonder.
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hehe yet another group of clever lines. i like the “140 words…” line, that's a great one 🙂
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Nice tweets.
ah, that one was already used 🙂
thanks for commenting and reading though!
“Do you prefer micro software or towering hardware?”
“Can I see your BlackBerry? I want to learn how it vibrates.”
To a librarian: “What do you think about Naked Conversations?”
love it! the last one is clever 🙂 funny how many social media pick up lines everyone was able to come up with. I have a reply to your “social media best practices” coming up in a few mins.
thanks for reading and commenting ari!
Thank YOU for writing and asking for comments, let alone engaging with your responders, Jacob!
but of course 🙂 sharing ideas and interacting is what it's all about for me
my response to you “tagging me” is now live check it out:
https://thefutureorganization.com/social-media-be…
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I Digg when your Facebook is near me. It makes my heart Twitter until my mind Flickrs and all I sense is your del.icio.us kisses.
Loved to read your blog. I would like to suggest you that traffic show most people read blogs on Mondays. So it should encourage bloggers to write new write ups over the weekend primarily.
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